permanent brain dementia

So, my best friend--well, at this rate, former best friend--and cousin, Heather, is a Poison groupie. I am not kidding. How did this happen?

I have diagnosed her with a little something I like to call permanent brain dementia, ie idiocy.

In my mind, anyone who finds Brett Michaels to be "such a hottie" is suffering from something very serious, and probably needs medical attention immediately.



I find it incomprehensible that she, along with her fellow ho groupies, have such aspirations: making out with/sleeping with the band members, attending as many concerts as humanely possible in a two week time period, etc.

In addition to all this, she and her friends honestly and truly believe that Poison is the best band of all time. Seriously. The Stones? Forget about it. AC/DC? Amateurs. The Beatles? Don't even compare. This, of course, multiplies the annoyance factor of the situation by about ten kazillion.

That and her "f!*# everything, I'm 18 now" attitude. She thinks its ok to be a bitch to everyone else, but you say one thing to her she doesnt like, and she goes off. Oh, and she is the only one allowed to express an opinon, whether it offends anyone or not...but you can't express yours because you're obviously a)wrong, b)stupid and c)offensive to her and the Poison Posse.

I just find all of this amusing, while at the same time very disturbing. Luckily, she will start ETSU in a week and will hopefully experience some kind of reality check.